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Camila™

She/her or ny/nyx

signs secret abilities
  • aries: can write rlly cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game
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notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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50s sci-fi: ROCKETS AND ROBOTS YAAAY

60s sci-fi: the other planets are full of hot babes and killer monsters

70s sci-fi: what if WE'RE THE REAL ALIENS MAN

80s sci-fi: everything is cool and chrome allllllright

90s sci-fi: the future is DARK and EDGY and EVERYONE'S WEARING A TRENCHCOAT

00s sci-fi: robots are people too

sci-fi now: yeah it pretty much looks like an apple store

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theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

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cupcake-kills:

.. I don’t know what this is, but I couldn’t scroll past this.

cupcake-kills:

.. I don’t know what this is, but I couldn’t scroll past this.

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thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM

thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM

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thescienceofjohnlock:

mystical-flute:

uberfaenatic:

#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie

Must reblog Black Widow. Always.

What I love about this is Coulson in the last gif. Instead of freaking out, he’s just like “Lah-de-dah *whistles* Please don’t let this take too long…” like anyone else put on hold.

I keep seeing all the new Marvel movies lined up for years in the future but I still haven’t seen Black Widow in there and I cry for my daughter who needs this like air.

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sixpenceee:

"My sister’s homemade Marie Antoinette costume in 5th grade (Source)”

sixpenceee:

"My sister’s homemade Marie Antoinette costume in 5th grade (Source)

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applebeveragesaur:

oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vagueblogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being talked about, it is always okay to pop into my askbox and ask if i’m talking about you, and i’ll say “no” and i won’t be annoyed or anything no matter how often this happens.

posted 13 hours ago with 5,585 notes

pixalry:

The Guardians of the Galaxy - Created by Wisesnail | Tumblr

Prints available for sale at Society6.

posted 13 hours ago with 38,940 notes
professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

posted 13 hours ago with 423,567 notes
2014 so far

essencse:

creepypasta-reader:

the-coolest-cat-in-town:

phampants:

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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July:

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August:
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September

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October

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Stop this

NEVER

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kimkanyekimye:

Kim setting straight the rumors that she forgot North at the hotel as she left for the airport in Paris on Wednesday.

kimkanyekimye:

Kim setting straight the rumors that she forgot North at the hotel as she left for the airport in Paris on Wednesday.

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shitshilarious:

there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen Hawking

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